Manchin’s tax proposal: a reason to vote Republican
Oct31
It�s not looking good for Democrat candidates across the state so Governor Joe Manchin is trying a new tactic: campaigning on the taxpayer�s dime.
After releasing his plan to reduce some taxes while increasing others, Manchin will go across the state selling his plan. Of course the local Democrat candidates will magically show up as well with sycophantic words of approval. While Manchin may make feeble attempts to claim that everything is on the up-and-up, it doesn�t take a tax expert to know that all Manchin�s stump speeches will end with, �and if you elect my team, we�ll get this legislation passed.�
Delegate Danny Wells: Joe Manchin’s lapdog
Oct29
No one knows more than Delegate Danny Wells that he cannot run for reelection on his record. After all, how does he explain that he voted to put drunks on the road, increase taxes and reduce funding for Kanawha County’s 911 services?
I admit I would be desperate if I were in his shoes. But I wouldn’t go crazy like he did last week.
New Jersey Supreme Court opens door to gay marriage, closes door to Democrats
Oct26
I would like to take this opportunity to give a heartfelt thanks to the New Jersey Supreme Court. As you may know the court has overturned hundreds of years of precedence to give special rights to people who hold unnatural affection for the same sex. While the liberals may see the change as progress, the rest of us – and polls prove, the majority of us – see same-sex marriage as a quantum leap in the wrong direction.
Goodbye and good riddance
Oct9
I have to to get something off my chest. Ever since I descended into the belly of the West Virginia capitol to eat, the cafeteria and I have had a sketchy relationship. I loved it because kept me alive when my schedule was too jammed packed to get real food. I hated it because eating there was like getting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation from an ugly fat girl with halitosis: appreciated, but not something you would want to repeat any time soon.
Liberal Jim Lewis says Bush’s problems stem from his childhood
Oct6
Jim Lewis, archliberal and president of the resident hippy group Patriots for Peace, recently explained why he thinks Bush is so “violent.” The reason is quite simple: Bush was spanked as a child. Don’t rub your eyes. You read it right the first time.
Truth in advertising
Oct2
Governor Joe Manchin spent last Sunday recording radio and television commercials for 10 to 12 incumbent Democratic legislators. It is unknown which legislators Manchin is recording for and what exactly will be said. According to the press, the general theme was keeping the Democratic “team” together so they can mess up the state even worse – okay, the last part was my words.
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