Misoverexaggerated by Dustin Hawkins. Following last Tuesday’s “stunning” election victories in two Gubernatorial contests, the Democrats came to the sudden conclusion that they are now the “in-crowd” in Washington (which is a lot like being the most popular kid in band). When asked what ideas exactly the American people were so amazed about, Charles Schumer informed us that those ideas will be rolled out sometime in the beginning of 2006.

Democrats can’t just come out and say they want to raise your taxes, abort your babies, embarrass the military, take your guns, and ban religion. This is why they need a few months to figure out how to convince you that they don’t want to do what they really want to do, which is to raise your taxes, abort your babies, embarrass the military etc. etc. etc.